Travelling from Aptos to Boulder creek can feel like an eternity! But this week proved to be worth the jaunt. At least for working on my ass! The trio hares were: Hugh Heifer, Twisted Fister, and a first haring for Sunday Semen. We met at Joe’s bar, it always amazes me how crowded that bar can get. The pack on this night started out large but most only made it to the start (you know whom you are). We had a Virgin this night, Virgin Gina!!, Mass Storage Device and Broke Bench Mountain made her cum. Ghetto Man (Cann’d hasher) blew in from Monterey! Riding in on his horse of steel! Even Dung Fu Grip is still here! While the Distance of this horrific trail wasn’t long (~2.23 miles), the incredible vertical vertigo made up for it! Trail was confusing in the beginning, too many falses and checks, but once we got to the bottom of the hill near the cemetary we knew going up was inevitable. One mile straight up folks! That beer at the end never tasted so damn good! Kudos to them for carrying all that beer in on their backs (and thank you for adding ice!)! Mass Storage Device gave up too soon, she missed beer check at the waterfall! Now the horrific part of this story is towards the end. Thanks to Hugh, we took a short cut trail back down the hill which we had to navigate threw po and accross the creek bed and over a large tree trunk. Somewhere there must have been a wasp’ nest, I kid you not, and guess who was DFL coming down? The pack had stirred up them boyz and now they we’re ready to bite! I got stung at least 10 times, on my head, wrist, and back, dang M_ther F_ckers! I hate wasp’s! They have a special affinity with me when it comes to being in the woods and being sweaty. Religion was behind the school. dBASED played RA and beer fairy. Dung fu grip got a down down for being our new “Deep Stroke” wannabe, he was even climbing trees above the waterfall. We should have given downs downs to the hounds whom actually ran up this hill (Ghetto Man and likely Dung Fu Grip). At religion we had a single tit showing by Virgin Gina (even though she was offered the interpretive dance choice), after she sang some song? She likely would have kept going and danced too, but we moved on. Then we gave down downs to all the hasher’s that didn’t do trail at all, Too Drunk to Fuck, Get up and Run Bitch, Cums out my Nose. And then one for Puff as he still managed to step in a pile of doggy shit on trail (even after Mass Storage Device made a circle around it in bright pink chalk!), LOL. And last and least TIMMY! got a down down for cumpleting 25 consecutive hashes! And the Hares…….
Ok wanker’s! On On this week … TONIGHT at Sante Adairius Rusty Ales at 6:33PM! I’ll be ready for a nice cold brew!
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