The Surf City Hash House Harriers’ 1275th run, “Wizard Hash II,” was a spellbinding affair on out from Ocean View Park. Hounds and hares re-discovered their one power, turning beer cans into staffs… one can at a time. Turns out “Accio beer” only works at beer checks.
Clinkus Cannus Maximus! To our hares, Pink Cherry Licker (The Wicked Bitch of the Yeast) and Dung-Fu Grip (The Brew-Ho (“Butts and Beer.”)).
Tipsy Wizards Tally: Broke Bench Mountain, Oral-D, Steamy Baanorrhea, Jersey Lunchbox, TIMMY!!, dBASED, Occasional Rapist, Cum,U Will Not!, Radies Man, Clearly not a Hooker, Fucked-Over Fest, Princess Di(arrhea), Thmp-Thmp, Circle Gherkin, Hugh Heifer. Canines: Spot’d Dick, Swamp Rat, Scratch and Sniff.
Flash
It would appear our Gherkin’ likes hocus pocus pictorials rather than putting the hares in their place. He is not as vindictive as we had hoped!