Hello wanker’s! Top of the humpday to ya. Last week’s trail started at Tampico’s downtown SC.  I have no photos to share just yet but wait for Puff to post the hash flash soon. Pink Cherry Licker (PCL) and Fap Jack we’re the hares. It was literally the blind leading the blind.  PCL promised us “an easy” trail and that we would “keep a tight schedule” since 9 of us half minds we’re headin’ to Betty Ford Rehab weekend early Friday morning. Let me skip to my trail map, I clocked 5.28 miles and I am a DFL, if it wasn’t for Twat Did You Say and ultimately PCL in the end coming to find us we never have made it to BC. Nuff said? No, we wasted 1-2 miles in the first 30 minutes because Cumcerto should have ran completely across the Broadway bridge as that’s where true trail led too.  In a nut shell a giant circle thru the flats, Oceanview park then down the railroad tracks, over the tressel, and thru more side streets. Eventually leading us to BC which was at the southern entrance into Nearys lagoon. http://www.mapmyrun.com/workout/499887217  Wow! 5.28 F_ckin’ miles for a cold beer! Now was there a LC? I can’t remember my Betty Ford mind has gone numb. But there was slide action and merry-go-round opportunity! Religion was at Oswald’s parking garage. Cuff my Muff RA and Dung-fu-grip her cervesa fairy. Backslider noted New Kids on my Cock. Don’t remember any analversaries, and the Hares! dBASED said Fap Jack wants to hare with him and Dung-fu-grip someday. I’m just happy day light savings is here at last!so we can see flour more easily.  And for anyone wanting to see what happend at Betty Ford this last weekend check out Shallow Holes flickr photos here http://www.flickr.com/photos/76500969@N02/sets/

I think this year was the best since we had such a good kennel turnout! Thanks to everyone who came it was a blast! On on to this week’s hash where we’ll start at the new Jack O’Neill lounge located at the lovely Dream Inn hotel at 175 W cliff drive see you all there, dBASED and myself will be the hares we’ll leave by 6:45PM:)

On On Occasional Rapist!