Harriers and Harriettes,

Thirteen was quite a year, right? We named 19 Hashers (at least), won Sloshed Ball, Occasional Rapist hared 15! trails, Banana Basher hit 100! hares, Puff hit 750! hashes, Timmy!!! officially became a senior shitizen, nobody knows which way dBASED went, and our longtime Beer Meistress lugged her last cooler load. Ahhh, sweet beer-soaked mammaries of Year 13…. and another year of hashing has hit the shit can.

Sooo…looking ahead (who said head?), here are the big wieners from the AGM erection and your Year 14 Mismanagement:
Scribes – Shallow Hole, Ho to Housewife and Cock Throbbin
RAs – AccuPrick and Dung-Fu Grip
Hare Raiser – Twisted Fister
Co-Haberdashers – FapJack and Pink Cherry Licker
Beer Meister – Timmy!!!
On-Sec – dBASED
Co-GMs – Thmp-Thmp and Princess Di(arrhea)

A very important thing about Year 14…straight up, we don’t want anyone putting themselves or others in danger on the roads. Are you willing to offer post-hash crash space to a wanker who should not drive? Please let me know and mention what part of town you live in. A list will be put together along with taxi phone numbers on small laminated cards for everyone’s lanyard.

Got ideas about stuff? We do have traditions, but there’s always room for fun new ones! We’ll have some open Mismanagement meetings this year, so cum share your idears. The first one will be in January (date TBD).

Cheers to another year of beer, boobs and song!

On-on,
Princess Di(arrhea)