So there we were…
We’d left Castaways where hashers met to pre-lube before following hare pair dBASED and Occasional Rapist on another shitty trail that ended with another shitty view of the ocean at sunset.
Trail had us heading up 41st avenue where many drooled and looked longingly at the New Bohemia Brewing Co. as we ran by, but we pushed on with Just Dan’s jammy pack to rock the trail as we weaved through Capitola neighborhoods.
When we rounded a corner toward Pleasure Point and Just Pauline shouted out “Look, Free Wood!”
Most of us knew to look the other way assuming some hasher was exposing himself, again. Turns out Just Pauline was excited about some 4x4s on the curb. We told her she’ll be getting lots of offers for free wood if she sticks around hashers long enough.
Trail took us through Morgan Lake Park where we ran along the lake and back into the neighborhoods for what looked like a final check, but the hare pair changed their minds and left a crossed out, faded, sorta trail mark that left us at a total loss on what to do next. We shrugged our shoulders and kept on running.
That’s when we ran up on dBASED and Occasional Rapist pondering the beauty of the ocean at beer check. The view calmed even our most agro hashers. Until a wave crashed against the rocks and soaked our tired lot. So we left our pretty perch and headed to Wicked Retahted’s for Religion.
Just Jennifer was our Beer Fairy. Accuprick was our Religious Advisor and our biggest pig (a title he proudly accepted and doggedly earned). Flip Flop on the Rocks was given a down down for backsliding. Hugh Heifer, Flip-Flop On The Rocks, Wicked Retahted and New Kids On My Cock were punished for missing Beer Check. Pink Cherry Licker was honored for her 50th Hash with us (get a life!)
Hashers talked about where to go for on-on-on so long that they stayed put in Wicked Retahted’s back yard around the fire. There are worse places for a hasher to end a night.
This trail was dedicated to Nippleless Butt, a hashing dog that is well loved and dearly missed.
May the hash go in peace.
On-On.
Cock Throbbin