Due to the Christmas holiday, the hash was on a Wednesday this week. While some of us were otherwise engaged, a good size pack that showed up.  It’s been a Surf City tradition for dBASED and Occasional Rapist and family host the Anal Christmas Picture Hash.   It works a little differently.  The trail is not marked with chalk and flour.  The hares drive around to different locations and hand out pictures of a location the pack must go.  Sound like a no brainer, right?   It’s usually a family affair, because it takes a family of hares to pull off this gig.  This year, the hares were Mom, Herpie Handcock, Little Spit, dBASED and Occasional Rapist.  Hot Wheels was MIA.  Courtesy Flush showed up all decked out in a Santa costume and brought his girlfriend Just Sasha.  I hope she likes burritos!  Dung Fu Grip brought Virgin Jess.  The newly single Hangs Loose brought his wolf pack with him.  Chewy is pretty popular with the Harriettes and usually gets a lot of attention.  Beastiality is best!  Piss Pyle and BMX were in town and joined in on the festivities.

You know the saying, a picture says 1000 words. Ya, right.  This week, the picture said “fuck you”, “get lost assholes”.  This hash requires intricate planning to make sure all the picture exchanges are timed perfectly.  dBASED usually does a pretty good job.  But in true hash fashion, trail turned out to be a clusterfuck.  Trail went horrifically wrong at the first picture exchange.  Little Spit gave out the wrong picture.  You can tell from the demonic look on her face in this picture that she was up to no good.   She is a teenager you know.  The pack skipped 2 stops and went to Bangkok West to find no hares to greet them.  After waiting a long while, they gave up and went back to the start.  Beer Check was at Steamy Baanorrhea’s house.  Somehow everyone got there.

Religion was back at Casa De dBASED. Tensions were quickly calmed by beer and hot food.  When the pack was sufficiently fed, religion commenced in the back yard.  Dung Fu Grip was RA and Dog Breath was Beer Fairy.  Pink Cherry Licker took a down down for the team, since no scribes showed up, and was kind enough to take notes.  Chill out bitches!  We’re professionals.  We’ll get er done!  Hangs Loose, Piss Pyle and BMX drank for being backsliders.   There were several Analversaries this week.  Courtesy Flush and Jizziki celebrated their 25^th Surf City hash.  Princess Di(arrhea) celebrated her 200^th and Dog Breath celebrated his 269^th Surf City hash.  Get a life!  Virgin Jess thrilled the pack with a song.  Heard it!  There was a naming!  Just Shasha doesn’t come often, but apparently made it to 5 hashes and was up for naming.  From this day forward, she will be forever known as Bareback Unicrack!  Congratulations and welcome to the hash!  Paki Sack drank for being a visitor.  And last but not least, the hares!  At least most of them.  You can tell from the look on dBASED’s face that he was not pleased.  Looks like he’s thinking about taking back all of Little Spit’s Christmas gifts.  Maybe some coal in her stocking?

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