Our Hares this week were Pussy Wood and Electric Labia Land.  They chose the Parish Pub on the West Side for the start location. Hashers received their holy communion with pints of beer. dBASED had black chalk and put “ashes” on our foreheads.  I know, we’re all probably going to hell.  I’ve been scarred by the proverbial Catholic Guilt.  That guilt is so powerful, it stays with you forever man.  Banana Basher made a rare appearance.  He got a free pass since he’s in his wife’s good graces at the moment.   Broke Bench Mountain brought a Virgin named Patrick.  I didn’t catch his story.   We had 2 visitors, String Cheese and Pabst Smear from Oregon H3.  Hangs Loose brought Poon Doggie’s little sister Butters, an extremely energetic golden retriever puppy that gave Courtesy Flush a run for his money.  Dog Breath showed up late and freaked out a lady in the Safeway parking lot who saw him changing his pants.

Trail was short little jaunt of < 2 miles. It was kind of a blur since Courtesy Flush and I had the wolf pack with us.  We got to do an Easter egg hunt at the circle church.  There was candy and booze in the plastic eggs.  Hope no little kids found the leftover ones with booze in them!  The whole pack (except for Dung Fu Grip) missed a liquor check with wine and “Jesus”.  There was a check on Mission.   Dung Fu Grip searched left.   We didn’t hear anything from him.  dBASED and Achy Breaky Snatch searched down Mission Street.  They yelled “On On” and the whole pack followed them.  Beer check was on the beach at Mitchell Cove (AKA the stinky beach).   When Dung Fu Grip finally showed up at beer check, he started telling tales of drinking wine with Jesus.  I thought he might have been trippin.  Was there something funny inside those eggs?  Him and Dog Breath baptized themselves in the icy cold Pacific.  Even the dogs weren’t stupid enough to follow them into the water.

Religion was inside the Habitat Restore. Dung Fu Grip was RA and Vaginal Repair Kit was Beer Fairy.   Dung Fu Grip had everybody drink for missing the liquor check.   There was no one there for the boob check.  Cumfart Zone showed her boobs.   Pussy Wood and Rat Pussy were congratulated on having the most hits on the flicker page.  Apparently our page has something like 2 million hits.  All those folks searching for porn must be pretty disappointed when they get misdirected to our website.  Visitors String Cheese and Pabst Smear were welcomed to the hash.  Thmp-Thmp celebrated his 225^th and Dog Breath celebrated his 275^th Surf City Hash.  Get a life!  Vaginal Repair Kit spilled beer and had to mop it up with his shirt.  At least he cleans up after himself!  Cums out my Nose, Wicked Retahted, Shameless Butt Plug, Banana Basher, and Bareback Unicrack drank for not doing trail.  Virgin Patrick told a joke and was welcomed to the hash.  Deadliest Snatch was pissed off at her significant other Rat Pussy for drawing a huge dick on their driveway the previous week and leaving it there for the neighbor’s kids to see it.  They were kind of pissed off.  Fap Jack accused Rat Pussy of wearing new shoes, but the accusation was false.  And last but not least, the Hares……………….

Hope the place wasn’t too much of a mess when we left.   This old photo of Dung Fu is so classic, I had to post it again because it went with the theme.

On On,

Shallow Hole