We were promised “never before seen trail” on this one! No idea if Little Anal Annie and Butt Balls kept their promise honestly, not sure I care either I was just happy for that trail to be over!

We started over at Harvey West Park, the dogs were a tad out of control as was our inability to hide our drinking around all the children going by but we made it! We set off through Harvey West upwards through the woods. Hangs Loose said “I hate fucking stairs!” and TCnA responded with “You’re not supposed to fuck them!” so hopefully Hangs Loose sorted that out and learned what stairs are supposed to be used for.

We went through neighborhoods that I personally felt uncomfortable in due to the amount of money dripping from them but luckily we made it down by campus, got a bit lost around faculty housing and finally around to a nice dark place for beer check but not before losing dBased entirely. At religion which was back at start Dung-fu started doling out the down downs. dBASED was awarded a punitive down-down for yelling ‘Back Check’ at the Beer Near mark.

Hare-pair Butt Balls and Little Anal Annie were chided for using false trail and back checks marks in a haphazard manner confusing what was, intelligence-wise, already a substandard pack. Accuprick was chided for comparing this trail to ones laid by Silicon Valley H3’s infamous Gunga Dick. Even saying Gunga Dick lays a trail at ALL is an insult to our hares. Vaginal Repair Kit attempted to justify running off and leaving his four-legged friend, Two Buck Fuck.

No one bought his pathetic excuse and a down-down was awarded. One analversary this week and it went to our Religious Adviser, Dung-Fu Grip. Dung-Fu has completed 175 hashes with us and almost all of them in the FRB position. That alone is worth a down-down. And the hares…Butt Balls and Little Anal Annie. We now know how they found a place we’d never been before: It was both torturous and dangerous to get there!

On on,

Pussy Wood (with help from Puff)