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Past Trash: SCH3 Trail 72

Surf City H3 trail 72 took place on February 28, 2002.  Here is Puff the Magic Drag Queen’s Trash:

Pack Mates,

The moon was in perigee with the third rock from the sun for Surf City hash number 73. The night was therefore very bright. I only wish I could say the same for Bad Spoon Rising, our lone hare for the night. I had hoped Bad Spoon Rising’s recent marriage would get him straight, so to speak, and bring some small measure of relief to Surf City. I have been sadly disappointed. I noted Hands Solo was still in possession of his stolen digital camera. If he had made a film of this night’s festivities, it would surely have been titled “Honey, I shrank my brain.”

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Kilt Hash – March 17

Break out your kilts on March 17th for our annual St. Patty’s Kilt Hash.  Saints be praised, this annual hash actually falls on St. Patrick’s Day this year. Hugh Heifer is the hare for the evening.  Details coming soon.

If you do not have a kilt, you can show up as a school girl or a priest.  If that is not your thing, just wear some freaking green!  All is good.

Hare Line – Feb 24

As always, we need hares…..

  • 565 – Feb 24 – Puff the MDQ and Clucker Fucker
  • 566 – Mar 3 – Timmy!
  • 567 – Mar 10 –
  • 568 – Mar 17 – Hugh Heifer
  • 569 – Mar 24 –
  • 570 – Mar 31 – Broken Shaft – Lamp Shade
  • 571 – Apr 7 –
  • 572 – Apr 14 – Vince Lamblowme
  • 573 – Apr 21 –
  • 574 – Apr 28 –
  • 575 – May 5 – TBD – Red Dress