The Surf City Hash House Harriers’ 1275th run, “Wizard Hash II,” was a spellbinding affair on out from Ocean View Park. Hounds and hares re-discovered their one power, turning beer cans into staffs… one can at a time. Turns out “Accio beer” only works at beer checks.

Clinkus Cannus Maximus! To our hares, Pink Cherry Licker (The Wicked Bitch of the Yeast) and Dung-Fu Grip (The Brew-Ho (“Butts and Beer.”)).

Tipsy Wizards Tally: Broke Bench Mountain, Oral-D, Steamy Baanorrhea, Jersey Lunchbox, TIMMY!!, dBASED, Occasional Rapist, Cum,U Will Not!, Radies Man, Clearly not a Hooker, Fucked-Over Fest, Princess Di(arrhea), Thmp-Thmp, Circle Gherkin, Hugh Heifer. Canines: Spot’d Dick, Swamp Rat, Scratch and Sniff.

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