Toyz for Twats! Who could resist!, Banana brought us all out to an awesome start, The Bocci’s Cellar.

We had a great turnout of hasher’s whom donated many gifts! Thank you all! Many came and went but their spirit of hashing remained. We had new and come-backer’s, visitor’s, and one new hasher named! In Banana fashion, it was a lame ass short trail, but he did fool the FRB’s with not one but two notorius YBF’s! After 2 miles dBASED knew the second YBF had to be a YBF, it had already been 2 miles for sakes, Banana never would take hasher’s into the night, Schlong Division on the other hand went for it! Sucker! Anyhoot Beer Check was in a parking lot, what business and where abouts? But it was walking distance back to Bocci’s! Religion carried us to Pioneer street, we had dBASED as RA d/t Accuprick having laryngitis or Mono, and as his usual MO dBASED never appoints a beer fairy, HE is the beer fairy! First down down was for Banana whom apparently has finally figured out he is allergic to brew, beer! WTF? TIMMY! got his patch for 350 hashes!! And for not washing the down down mugs! Duuh got her 169th Hash patch! And Just Linda got named as “Mortal Enema”! For the virgins: Joanna, Racheal, Victoria, we heard it all, but Rachel showed us her goods! Six of nine must have warned her and she decided to go for it! We had 2 visitors one was the Virgin Joanna, and her friend that made her cum was hasher Walkens Widcum they are from and rode their bikes from Portland Maine (or somehwere there abouts) no less! Puff should have gotten a down down for hosting them, but dBASED forgot, LOL!

And the fuckin hare….Thanks for another shitty trail Banana!!

See you silly wankers Thursday at the Windjammer, Aptos, should be swankin’ fun!

Carry on… on …..

Occ…as..ional….Rap  ist

R U in Tryptophan coma?!  Hello wankers! It’s black Friday, so what better day to re-hash last week’s 660 episode? It all started at The Trout Farm, duo hare pair Shallow Hole and Deep Stroke suprised us with an unusually short and shitty trail, despite the athlect-ism of the hares! One mile out and one mile back, simple sweet and no sweat broken. With a malt-liquor beer check to wet us some. We had some backslider’s Daddy War-bucks, and Little Wrinkled Fanny show up, (and apparently myself and Dog breathe we’re considered backslider’s)but somehow despite how short the trial was they didn’t make it to beer check? They missed the cute green jello shots, and the homeless person eyeing us from a bush that I thought was an animal. We had a virgin in the mix, Michael, and the internet of all things made him come! Just Victor showed back as his friend Shiney Snail trail didn’t. We had religion down the road in front of the smallest house for rent I have ever seen. Deep Stroke made herself RA and Slong division was her beer fairy. Princess Di-arrhea was awarded her 50th anal-versary hash patch, we got tortured by Virgin Michael’s idea of a fish joke, and more stupid songs, we had some white trash snacks in addition to the usual chip trough. My new fav is the buggle chip with a squirt of cheese from a can! We will miss Deep Stroke, but we will be haring with her one more time, this will be the 662 Hash: Wicked Rhutarded and myself will be the hares, so don’t miss it. We will start at Portola House on Portola, more details to follow. Announcements we’re made of Santa-Con which will be held downtown 12/14, so get your costumes now! Toyz for tots is also a hash not to be missed 12/6, bring toys for all ages up to 16. Turkey Trot hash is this Saturday, like tomorrow! see announcement previous to this one! Have fun, dbased and I will hash tonight with OCH3 and then hashing Saturday with LAH3, so happy trails to ya!!

And on and on,

Occasional

Hiya all….Just got done watching Giants kick ass into the World Series!! So I’m feeling good! OMG. Married Hashers make the best trails :)Trail 656 was fucking awesome! I loved the start at Bogeys at the Seascape Golf Course. It had literally been years since I crossed the threshold of this establishment, like try 20-25 (yes I am that old!) , and their beers we’re decently priced, $4 for good beer! Bushmills shot $6! This place is fancy but CHEAP!! Momma like! We had the chance to have a few newer hasher’s attend this fine evening. Leg over from San Diego H3, came along ( I liked to call her Leg over Miami!–it just sounds funny ok).  Virgin Eddie, he was the friend of come backer newly named hasher= Shiney Snail Trail. We had a few back slider’s but none made trail to religion, they just either showed up before and after or just at religion. OK Halloween is like next week, but Canaidian Penny Slut likes to be wierd so she came as an Utter Moo-er Cow of sorts:) Now we think maybe she has a thing for the married Hash couple as the last time she hashed was their hash trail at Little Tampico’s (the mexican sombrero hash themed hash in Soquel) This was the first time I met Shiney Snail Trail and already I can see why she makes a great hasher, funny costumes and accessories! Ok this trail wasn’t too bad, your typical 3 miles , we got to see so much greenery, but the uphill kicked ass literally!! Liquor check was tastey, Long Island Ice Tea flavored liquor. It helped make the hill worth it! But I must say this evening was warm, clear, and beautful, an epic Aptos (fogtos usually) night for sure. Now I’m not one to like golf, but walking amongst the greenway was soothing. Made me want to get to know someone with a golf cart I could start driving. Lets move on to religion: Accuprick was wasted, he started at the Med. got a ride and was even giving himself down downs by the end of the night, right on Accu!! His beerstress fairy was Canaidian Penny Slut.  Non-runner down downs =Canaidian, Leg over, Rod lover, Cuff my muff. Other down downs=Shiney snail trail for being her weird loving self (attire, accessories etc.),  Hashsit vest wearer and down down=Leg over-she found an empty liquor bottle (um ya she drank that on her own I’m sure of it), did you know Leg Over’s home hash is in Italia!! Yes the Roma Italia H3, thats cool man! She says she’s never been married that she has been a professional “Engagement Girl” of sorts, ok well more power to ya girl! Virgin Eddie showed us his “Edtoberfest half ass stupid joker”, ya ya heard it, we wanted to see more of IT. OK and the hares……..The hares were so awesome to even think of feeding us, PIZZA rocked the house!

I think TIMMY! and PUFF TMDQ have some competition for best trail of 2012 (just saying:)!!!

Ok my hasher squad, this week you better get out your fuckin’ best costumes, we are celebrating HALLOWEEN!!!!!! Meet us at Pono’s (which is so fuckin’ ONO) at Union street. Shallow will give more details soon.

be there or be nothing!!

On On your own:)

Occasional Rapist!!

It was almost the perfect night in Boulder Creek, with almost a full moon, we found ourselves at the lovely Boulder Creek Brewery. It was the un-usual pack, with Just Jeff, and Just Ted and backslider Slonad, Cum Lord, and Get up and run bitch, and Goat Blower thrown into the mix. When I arrived the hare pair Pussy Galore and Too drink to fuck we’re already setting trail. We downed our beers quickly and did circle up, Slonad got to wear the hashshit vest. This trail was a long ass circle jerk, we ran by the Junction park by the river, crossed Hwy 9 and ran up the hill, ran down a few blocks until a dirt path which connected back to Hwy 9, down Hwy 9. I guess we ran too slow as we already saw the pack back over on the otherside of hwy 9 so we ditched trail and crossed back over Hwy 9. We did pass a lovely church with beautiful stain glass windows, and before we knew it we bumped into the pack sitting on their arses sucking up beer! This was at BC elementery my dear, just below the cemetary-am I missing something here? Ok RA was Accu, his mistress of cervesa Ms. Goat Blower herself, Slonad got first down down for trying to sell his company flashlight on trail, dBASED for shedding skin on trail from his open (ok wrapped) moped rash wound, Too drunk to fuck got his first hare patch! Get up and run bitch missplaced Too drunk to fuck’s flour (butt he managed without it) Just Ted drank beer out of his shoe. I got down down w/ Nipple butt and Tiny Whiney Bitch for letting Nipple butt run loose and TWB for saving the day. Ok I can’t re-hash this anylonger, hope you learned a lot. This week we’ll gather at the Blue Lounge (not to be mistaken for the Blue Lagoon) on Seabright. Can’t wait to get beaten up by the next hare pair.

I’m watching the presidential debate and its stressing me out time for a beer….

On and On

Occasional Rapist:)

Tales from the hash 651 trail. The mere name of dBASED laying trail will scare off many, but for a few, this was not true. The start was Lodato park, a very unfamiliar trail head located in the old Boreland (now the SC sentinel) property on the frontage road b/t Granit/Mt. Hermon exits. The pack waited likely what appeared to be longer than 15 minutes after dBASED left, partly because the late comers (myself and Dogbreathe) wanted to drink a beer (or two). We then all headed straight up the hill following a poorly marked trail, this already looked like hell,  as I hate hills. My only solace was that of being under the redwood trees, and having a cold beer in hand. Hashshitvest went to Dogbreathe, I don’t need to tell why do I? This trail sucked from thr get-go, I let the FRB’s figure out the checks, Dogbreathe ran to 2 falses, and still managed to catch the hare! This trail became one fucked up loop. There was a newer geocache up on the ridge I had to get, so I stayed behind knowing I had the safety of my headlamp, as darkness grew near and the pack was gone. Trail was relatively short at 2.2 miles but the downhill and sudden  loss of light was what slowed us down, well me anyway. I was deep in the forest with blackness covering me, seeing Nipple butts glowing eyes in the distance when he backed tracked to make sure I was ok was the only light out. dBASED failed to have beer check on the ‘mountain’ instead making us go thru hell and back to enjoy a cold one.  Finally the back parking lot came into view, thanks to backtrackers Broke bench and Dogbreathe’s final decent company. Beer check was on a bridge to nowhere. Religion was back at the start. RA=Accuprick, can’t recall beer fairy? Down down’s 1.)=Broke Bench for questioning RA, 2.)= Dogbreathe for being Dogbreathe oh and wearing hashshitvest, 3.) Thmp-Thmp for lost harriettes, 4.)=blood on trail Accuprick, 5.)=Thmp-Thmp again for his 50th Hash run patch! and to his ‘virgins’ never sticking to hashing, 6.) dBASED for laying (t)his shittiest trail ever, he layed like 5 flour marks then a false and or a YBF, I didn’t fall for it, 7.)=Dogbreathe and Deep stroke for catching the hare, they stated ‘ we ran into this old lady and then suddenly realized it was dBASED, LOL! and the hare again….

Ok see you wanker’s at next hash!

Occasional Rapist

Recalling this hash was torture. Only good thing about this trail was the start location and the company. TIMMY! was back from Africa and passed out weird plastic liquor filled packets, Gin in one I tried (an aquired taste I’m afraid, but interesting).  We had returning visitor’s Camel Stamp and Cumma Cumma Cummanda for the night, and Comrade Fossil Fucker whom ran his first SC hash. Shallow Hole brought a virgin, Trista. Hare trio Thmp Thmp, Cuff my muff and Pricess Di-arrhea tortured us with not just one fucked up trail but two! Eagle and Seagull.  We trampled through many back streets of Live Oak by the beach.  Wet feral pussy and I we’re practically DFL’s d/t the markings we did or didn’t see, we got fucked and missed the liquor check, damn. But in the end we did make it to beer check, luckily we found Thmp Thmp by his car and then the BC, duh marking. We found a large pack of hasher’s at the pool, drinking large quantities of beer. It was a nice complex, and Princess Di=arrehea’s mother used to live in there? My memory is fuzzy, so bare with. Religion was behind the Library on Portola, I thought for sure we’d see a police car drive up at any given moment but we we’re spared. Hairy Potter was RA and Cuff my muff beer fairy. Waxi Pad go this 25th hash patch!, dBASED got down down for forgetting the Hashsit vest at home. Wicked Rhutarded got a down down for holding a private party w Hugh, I think he was trying to smooze her again. Portland Maine Hasher Cumma Cumma Cummanda (CCC) told us a story of how he got named, something about his penis being named Amanda by Camel Stamp? Trista got a treat of their virgin song by CCC and Camel Stamp, to welcome her to the scary world of hashing. Trista sang a hash song with Shallow Hole (weak) and they got down downs cause Trista said her real name. And on and on we went. Have fun in Felton at Hash 649 with Deep Stroke as Hare- I hope she bust your balls! Princess Di-arreha will be taking the scribe hash reins for this night.

On on..

Occasional Rapist