We gathered at Aptos BBQ, it was quite funny to see the reactions of other customer’s as we all wore some sort of lampshade on our heads. Some of us got really into the decoration’s, while some decided just to get a lampshade and strap it on their heads in some sort of fashion. Didn’t matter much we all looked funny and ridick-luous and we love that about hashing don’t we? Well what can I say about trail, it was one fucked up mess thats for sure. Hot Wheels and his e-vile dad dBASED took us on a ride for sure. Cuff and I we’re DFL’s and discovered flour by the railroad tracks as the pack was heading down frontage road, they then turned around and we all headed back down Soquel drive, what the hares didn’t want us to do was to go up to the tracks at the light intersection by the old Britania Arms, thats where we caught the hare dBASED running back from laying trail, he sat until we were out of sight. Meanwhile Hot Wheels was running past down Soquel towards Nisene while we were roaming through the parking lot of Rancho DeLMar. We did a nice loop around Seacliff, back down the railroad tracks to the bike park and up Cathedral where we had beer check in a family friends driveway. Miles we had to endure was a little over 3. Thank goodness we had good beer at the end to make up for this nightmare. Religion was behind the OLD Antique barn next to the bike park. Accuprick played RA and appointed the new lovely harriettes Just Jenna and Bareback his beer mistresses. First down down was for Wicked, as lately he hasn’t been running trail, he says “because I’m old” , well you know what they say Wicked, if you don’t use it you lose it! Second down downs went to hasher’s whom did not follow directions or were too fuckin cheap to go get a lampshade to wear, Cumcerto, Puff and Princess Di-arrhea. What is funny about Cumcerto is first she complained on the FB hash page about everyone taking all the lampshades from the goodwill stores, but then she did get lucky and admitted to have bought one, but then in the end decided not to wear it? WTF? Where is your hashing spirit! I hope everyone get’s in the spirit when the Cowgirl/Cowboy hash comes to town, I think we need to start giving some incentives to participating, any suggestions? OK, it seems every week Kai decides to shit on trail, now partly this is Hugh’s fault, as we dog owner’s all know dogs take a crap within the first 15-30 minutes of exercising, so hello, walk your pooch before trail and we won’t sing ya the “Shit tanya” song ok? I feel for our new hasher Just Zack he was welcomed this night into our hasher SCH3 family as “The Human Pube”, sorry dude I voted for the cool reaggae name. But Welcome!! Then since we saw so many of Aptos un-desirables on trail this fine evening, we decided to call up all Aptos resident’s and or hashers that could be defined as trailer trash, so Deep Stroke was the first to go there, as she says “I don’t really have an address”. And the hares….don’t go too far, we have to endure the evil-e dBASED one more fuckin time tonight, he is de-virginizing Twisted fister into the haring world, god bless him and us all. See you tonight at The Next Door (to Jia Tella’s that is)bar at 6:33PM!

On On

Occasional Rapist

This was Thmp Thmp’s almost “over the hill” birthday hash, he and Princess Di-arrhea the hare pair, but I suspect Princess was too sick to lay trail so we can blame this hazardous night all on Thmp Thmp. We met up at the Surf Bowl or “Coaster’s” bar. It was a cold night, and a small packed formed, maybe 15 of us (see hash count) braved the cold.  Some canine hasher’s we’re in attendence. As Nipple-less butt and I approached the entrance of Coaster’s , there was a smaller dog tied up, initially I thought it was Kai (Hugh’s daughter’s dog) this dog was growling like a mad dog toward’s Nipple-less butt! Ok we’ll no friends there. We had Hogazm return to hash, she is officially moved from the Big Island mo’  better, so we shall be seeing her more often, Welcome back! As it turned out that mean dog is hers! Hares had already left when I got to the bar so soon we began to circle up. Trail led us all around to hell and back. We eventually did go over many hills, and down them hills. We got to see just how many fuckin’  hotel/motel’s there on up on those hills. Trail was ~3.5 miles short you can see this link where dBASED ran way off trail (how does he always find beer check when he is off trail?), anyhow we made it to beer check finally under the tressel by the depot/new marine museum. Now My little bony showed up but didn’t do trail, his friend Just Allen looked like he was going to do trail but then we never saw him. He apparently has never paid for any hashes, He was heard stating “you have to pay to hash?”,  so although he said it ws his 5th hash, we’re giving him 2. So keep cuming Just Allen and maybe you’ll get named. He apparently was scared away by Serial box, as that was how long he has been away, he stated she kept asking him “show me your dick” all during his last hash sometime in the year of 2010? Religion was on top of the bowling alley on a roof top parking lot, who knew that was there!! Accuprick was RA, his beer fairy Hogazm.  Just Allen and My little bony took the first down down for shouting about SB’s tale stated above, Hugh’s dog Kai, took a shit on trail, so we sang her a Shit Tonya song. Hairy Fuck 2.5 got his 50th anal-versary, and Hogazm got her 125th anal-versary patch! Cumcerto had to leave to move Deep Strokes RV (yes DS is still here-butt she decided to go find Deep Snow in Tahoe that week) so her down down went to the hare pair. And the hares……We then moved on to South Beach Pizza, Princess Di-arrhea treated us to pizza to celebrate Thmp-Thmp’s nearing over the hill birthday! Whoo hoo we all had a great time! Happy Birthday TT! C U all at Crepe Place Thursday 2/28/13 for Hash Trail #675!

On on….Occasional Rapist

It was a TIMMY! hared trail, we all gathered at the newly fav. hash spot Burger. on Mission. We we’re happy to see our CAN’d H3 neighbor’s Anthrax asshole, Ghetto man and Sealed snatch show up for trail! Just Brian showed up again too but we didn’t see him until he was on trail. I think Anthrax assholes last hash trail with SCH3 was green dress run back in 2012 so he said anyhows. We all enjoyed a cold one, and commenced to trail start. TIMMY! led us towards King and tricked us up a YBF/false trail up Laurent, but we quickly sped back to King and down Van Ness to Mission again down some dark alleyway, this was to be the first of many alley ways we we’re to be led through! Alleyman!! We headed towards the Neary Lagoon. I was actual happy to run through the lagoon as I only had hared one trail never hashed it. TIMMY! was crazy though as the DFL’s went through just in time before the security guard was locking up! I saw him eyeing the flour trail but didn’t say much except, “are there any more behind you guys?” He didn’t even see where the TC, “tequilla” check was. I think he was stoned. On and on we went down Bay then over to more side streets and alley ways, parkway, wilkes circle way, Pendegast ave. to Garfield park where BC was. This time we we’re treated to smirnoff cooler’s, a nice refreshing change, many including hares enjoyed this choice, myself included. Now did I mention we had a few canine hashers in this group, Porter, Kai, Nipple-less butt, ok so 3. Now for some reason Broke Bench decided not to drink for the month of January but he couldn’t wait until 2/1 as he was swiggin’ away with Tequilla like there was no tomorrwa at TC, Beer check, and he even ripped off the tops of my underpants to get at the beer trough during religion! Geez man, maybe you shouldn’t deny yourself dude. Trail was a decent 3.3 miles,. Now I have notes of Deep Stroke and Candy ass ash? WTF? Ok moving on. Accuprick was RA, he appointed the lovely Sealed snatch as his beer fairy, down downs we’re a plenty but I’ll stick to the important ones, we gave a down down to our neighbor CAN’d H3 visitors as mentioned before, Schlong Division couldn’t think of a song so he also drank with them, dBASED for his what? 525th Hash? dude get a life, or maybe a wife thats cool, Hugh amazingingly enough got a down down for running 25 consecutive hashes! Here here! Sealed snatch got down down for being a Baltimore Ravens fan (but in the end she was stoked because they fuckin’ won!), Just Andrea and Cuff my muff got down down for not running trail, and we tried hard to name Just Sarah, but in the end, nothing stuck! We’ll get ya Sarah! And the fuckin’ hare….TIMMY!

We might have 2 namings to think about this coming week if Just Andrea decides to show up, and Just Sarah! OK wanker’s this week hash trail #672 starts at Tampico’s on the Pacific mall.

On On half mind’s!!

Occasional Rapist